Newsletter November

So, November is Movember & that means that there are some people walking around with hairier top lips than usual, well the men at least. Well done to everyone who has taken part in this yearly event supporting men’s health, mostly for prostate cancer, testicular cancer, mental health and suicide awareness. Luigi Gary has gone for the curly tash look, popular in 1800s Kentucky but not so popular in KFC. Mark is sporting the shave one week not the next, the lazy look. Mr. Tickles, Harry, hasn’t been seen all month, the rumour is he’s been arrested for being in possession of an offensive moustache but we don’t think its an actual charge, so hope to see him soon. Then there’s Bear, we’d like to say good effort, but we can’t cos It’s not and some of it rubbed off onto peoples Gi’s during your shark tank night.

Early in the month there was talk of a Christmas go kart competition, to be arranged by Luigi himself. Alex thought he’d get some early practise in and unfortunately damaged his car springs, costly. Have some patience, Alex, you can wear Super Mario dungarees whether you win or not.

Chris has been in hospital for a reduction operation, nobody’s saying what he’s had reduced but Amber has sent his/her best wishes, can’t wait to see you again and looking forward to a Christmas roll, whether that be in the gym, somewhere else, or just a sausage, the choice is yours Chris xxx

The kids class Christmas party is going to be 21st December, so all you kids please come along. There have been some sickness bugs flying about lately and even some talk of one of the kids being ill after eating a Mexican, no wonder there aren’t many South Americans living in Consett. Hope you’re all well soon guys and can all make it to the Dungeon Christmas party.

And while I remember, Bart wants a cauliflower ear for Christmas, maybe a Polish tradition? so if anybody can help with that, it’d be much appreciated.

Empire Grappling have advertised their North East event on 10th Feb 2024, early bird entries finish on 3rd December so get your applications in, if you want a discount

The Dungeon would like to thank you all for your continued support and know, again, that no animals were hurt in the writing of this months newsletter

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