IF Jude was a hamster

IF Santa was really Santa

IF John wore his Saturday night

going out outfit for No-Gi class.

Nice legs & chest, shame about the face

IF bear was actually a bear and didnt just wear a costume for work.

When someone asks ‘does a bear sh*t in the woods, we know one that does

IF his name was David Sore Knees not Surtees

IF Shaun Skidmore?

If Kel had his way