IF Jude was a hamster
IF Santa was really Santa
IF John wore his Saturday night
going out outfit for No-Gi class.
Nice legs & chest, shame about the face
IF bear was actually a bear and didnt just wear a costume for work.
When someone asks ‘does a bear sh*t in the woods, we know one that does
IF his name was David Sore Knees not Surtees
IF Shaun Skidmore?
If Kel had his way